sometimes my head gets lost.

Sometimes I'm really dumb..

I have no idea where my head was today.

You see, today, I did this dumb thing.

At work, we have this van we drive around. At the end of the day, one of the girls I work with asked me if I would return the keys to the kiosk. I thought to myself, "I'm going to forget to put them away."

I took the keys from her and dropped them in my pocket and went into the kiosk.

I got home a while later and reached my hand in my pocket and there were the van keys. I panicked a little bit, sent my boss a text to tell him that I had them and then tried to figure out how to get them there the next morning by 7:30am. I don't work until 11am. (sidenote. I work in Waterton. It's 35 min away.) I then got a phone call from a girl at work. 

"Hey.. do you know where the keys are?"

I answered with a yes.. and let her know I had them. I apologized. She figured she could do without them the rest of her shift. Meanwhile, I was failing at finding a way for the keys to get back to Waterton. I decided I would just drive them back.

I pull up to the kiosk and hand Laurie the keys. She smiles and as she is taking the keys from my hand, she says, "the van keys.. wait.. do you know where the EP3 keys are?"

sidenote: EP3 keys are important. Storage room keys and what not.

I then realize that the phone call earlier was in fact not about the van keys but about the EP3 keys. I then think about where the EP3 could be. Who was the last one to open a storage room...

No idea.

Then I have a memory of Jenn tossing me the keys in the last few minutes of work. I realize I maybe had the keys.

Great.

So, I tell her it's possible I have them.

She laughs. Not a big deal... 

but kind of.

I come home and reach into the pocket of my work pants and there are the EP3 keys.

source.

Sometimes I wonder about my brain.. 

The end.