I'm going to the beach today.
I don't think I will be getting in the water though.
You see, we will be fishing for sharks.
Luring them to the shore.
I will stay on the shore thankyouverymuch.
Wish me luck; it's supposed to be a hundred degrees.
I might die. From a shark... or heat. Either way.
I might die.
If I do, it was nice knowing y'all
even though I don't really know y'all.